WHACKY QUOTES

>>Whacky stuff...enjoy it.
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>> Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
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>> Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.
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>> When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.
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>> The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train.
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>> Born free taxed to death.
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>> Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
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>> Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
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>> Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
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>> If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have
>>trouble
>> putting on your pants.
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>> It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.
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>> I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.
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>> A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper
>>tray
>> and the blinking red light.
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>> The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot.
>> The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
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>> The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to
>> appreciate it.
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>> In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
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>> If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe,
>> he'll believe you. But if you tell him a park bench has just
>>been
>> painted, he has to touch it to be sure.
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>> If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?
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>> Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!
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>> If you can't convince them, confuse them.
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>> It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the
>>end.
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>> I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
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>> Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Camino's Law of Burnt
>>Fingers
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>> Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large
>>groups.
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>> The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
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>> Someday is not a day of the week.
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>> Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong
>>answers.
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